Saturday 28 December 2013

Devil's Dictionary

A person whose job it is to protect swimmers from drowning (Merriam-Webster)

My job is to ensure that stupid people stay in the gene pool (Reader’s Digest – Job issues)


4 comments:

  1. Love the comment about the gene pool!

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  2. Hilarious! Gene pool. Well done. I'll try that on my friend's son, he's a lifeguard.

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